Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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