Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
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the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
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You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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