therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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