And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
you didnt know i had herpes?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
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No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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