My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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