Christians are straight up FREAKS
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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