Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Randomize
