I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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