I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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