I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Dicks are not precious.
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