How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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