so explain again why im purple
no
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
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We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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