oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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