Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
