Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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