i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
Randomize
