508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Houston, we have a squirter
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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