he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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