you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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