Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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