Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
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Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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