me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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