I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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