is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
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I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
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Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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