dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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