A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
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explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
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we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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