there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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