what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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