Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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