I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Randomize
