what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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