i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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