my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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