drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
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I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
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I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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