found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
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He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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