real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
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Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
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We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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