quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
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