I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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