So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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