hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whose ass print is on the piano?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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