i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
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You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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