Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
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Do I have a choice?
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do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
we should paint friendship bongs
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