Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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