Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Randomize
