Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
ugly people sure do ruin things
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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