Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
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Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
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I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?