i woke up with socks on this morning
i didnt wear socks last night
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar