went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
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I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
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K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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