yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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