it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
