Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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