there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
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I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
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I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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