i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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