I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
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I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
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Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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