Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
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When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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