You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
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She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
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we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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