If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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