She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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