see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
