The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
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i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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